word's of wisdom

"I can't remember how to breathe..."
"Pussy is like housing, for your dick."
"You can't find her flower. Her flower's already been fertilized. It's been fertilized, freshly picked out of the garden, and given away as a present for Valetine's Day."
"Last night Pluto hit me. It hit me, and now I'm on Pluto."
"Why'd you let me drink so much?!"
"i'm on pluto.
I wanna go streaking in my bed.
and I don't remember what panties I'm wearing.


:D o.o "
"You're eating his dick..
Don't I always?"
"Do you knuh a giwl naym Beckey? She loo, loo a lil bit lyk you."
"I dropped a seed..
You're a seed!
I wish."
"Damn, that's a lot of green. It's like a fucking salad in there."
"but we all know i'm rly not (pretty). only when the lights are low."
"am I still a beautiful lady?"
"tell Jordan to build me a rocketship, I can't find my way back home."
"Oh my god, I'm about to have like an atomic bomb here."
"i'm in the car. man w/ the radio in the trunk."
"your pants are high, like in the sky, w/ you and I."
"the Kraken!"
"I just love when ladybugs land on me, cause then I know that I'm going to have a good day."
"I just winked at my phone."
"Well it turns out this girl rly is down to fuck.
:O!"